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Anxiety Blankets

Browse our collection of 24 Anxiety Blankets . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Anxiety Introverts Jokes Funny Introvert Lazy Mental Health Nerds Sassy Adulting Memes Adult Anxiety Jokes Depressed Depression Existential Ironic Nihilism Self Deprecating Anxiety Blanket

I've Got Anxiety Rainbow Blanket

I've Got Anxiety Rainbow Blanket

This anxiety shirt is perfect for all those nerdy introverts who like to keep positive about their social anxiety and awkwardness, with sparkles and rainbows! This introvert shirt is great for fans of anxiety jokes, nerd memes and nerd shirts.

Oops! All Anxiety Blanket

Oops! All Anxiety Blanket

Uh oh! The crunch factory messed up! This box is JUST anxiety! Now they have to live with it! Who could have made such a mistake?! Scream into the void with this funny parody design!

I Have Anxiety Smiley Face Blanket

I Have Anxiety Smiley Face Blanket

I have anxiety! Smile through the crippling anxiety with this trippy and groovy aesthetic inspired smiley face design.

My Neck My Back My Anxiety Attack Opossum Blanket

My Neck My Back My Anxiety Attack Opossum Blanket

My neck, my back, my anxiety attack. Channel your inner screaming opossum with this sassy song parody inspired design.

Sorry I Am Very Awkward Blanket

Sorry I Am Very Awkward Blanket

Sorry. I am very awkward. Sorry. I can't help it it's just how I am and there's really nothing I can do about it other than stumble helplessly through every social interaction wishing I was at home with my cats and my Netflix.

Ace And Anxious Blanket

Ace And Anxious Blanket

Just cuz you're ace doesn't mean you don't get anxious, so show off those anxious vibes with this funny, "Ace And Anxious" asexual design! Perfect for being ace, asexual, asexual pride, LGBTQ pride, and also being anxious af!

Hyperfixated On My Current Obsession Blanket

Hyperfixated On My Current Obsession Blanket

Hyperfixation is a problem for many people, commonly those with ADHD...

Clinically Depressed Unicorn Blanket

Clinically Depressed Unicorn Blanket

Clinical depression may not be all "rainbows, butterflies, and unicorns,"but I mean, it can be if you have that sick kind of humor (guilty). Embrace the irony in this sarcastic but sweet unicorn design! Where sunshine, rainbows, and clinical depression exists on the same canvas...super likely.

Cute But Stressed Blanket

Cute But Stressed Blanket

I may be F***ing adorable, but oh man, am I STRESSED. Show off your stressed but cute self with this text design.

I Exist Without My Consent Blanket

I Exist Without My Consent Blanket

What the hell?! I didn't ask for this! Man, this is a ripoff! Why would I want to be around... you know... *gestures at general surroundings* All of THIS!?

Bipolar Is Not Just Drama Blanket

Bipolar Is Not Just Drama Blanket

Speak up for your mental health: bipolar disorder is a real and painful condition that many, many people live with every day. Use this design to remind people not to dismiss it as just "mood swings".

Nihilist 8-Ball Blanket

Nihilist 8-Ball Blanket

Oh magic 8-ball, should I apply for the job? ...oh. Well then. Maybe I'll try asking again tomorrow---oh wait. Man, for a cheap plastic oracle, this thing sure is depressing.

My Kink Is Cancelling Plans At The Last Minute Blanket

My Kink Is Cancelling Plans At The Last Minute Blanket

What really grinds my gears is if we've been planning it for months, and then suddenly "Oops sorry I uh I have to... become a tree. Today. Nothing to be done, bye bye". Unf.

Going Outside Was A Mistake Blanket

Going Outside Was A Mistake Blanket

"The sun is out here," I said, looking up at the scowling star, "and people, and cars, and and and I think I will try this again tomorrow." And that is what I did; but first I went inside and ate ice cream.

Don't Make Me Powerwash You Blanket

Don't Make Me Powerwash You Blanket

This thing packs a wallop! I swear, you give me trouble and I WILL hit you with 2000 psi of pure hydro power. Clean up your act or I'll clean it for you!

Neck Long, Patience Short Goose Blanket

Neck Long, Patience Short Goose Blanket

Neck Long, Patience Short, don't test me. This goose will heck you up if you get too close. Show off your sassy and impatient attitude with this goose holding a knife.

I'm At My Limit Kitten Blanket

I'm At My Limit Kitten Blanket

Seriously, I'm at my limit. :) Express your overwhelmed, life feelings with this funny, "I'm At My Limit" cute kitten drawing!

Gardening Cured My Depression Blanket

Gardening Cured My Depression Blanket

Gardening Cured My Depression! This ironic, self-deprecating design feature fun little smiling flowers and mushrooms, no wonder gardening cure my depression! Anxious gardeners that believe plants are therapy - this one's for you.

Existing Is Hard Rainbow Smile Blanket

Existing Is Hard Rainbow Smile Blanket

Existing is hard! Show off your honesty about life's challenges and circumstances, it's brutal out here! Perfect for feeling overwhelmed with existential thoughts and trying to find the rainbow in the rain.

Adulting Is Soup and I'm A Fork Blanket

Adulting Is Soup and I'm A Fork Blanket

Adulting is hard... like eating soup with a fork hard. Sometimes we just need to give up, grab a spoon, and replace that soup with ice cream. You may be bad at adulting, but at least you're great at having fun!

Adulting Is Soup and I'm A Fork Blanket

Adulting Is Soup and I'm A Fork Blanket

Adulting is hard... like eating soup with a fork hard. Sometimes we just need to give up, grab a spoon, and replace that soup with ice cream. You may be bad at adulting, but at least you're great at having fun!

Medicated And Happy Blanket

Medicated And Happy Blanket

Life is so much better on a treatment plan! You can stop fighting so much with your body, and take back that time and energy to do the things that you love. Let folks know you're getting the help you need, and maybe encourage them to get it too!

All I Want Is To Powerwash Things Blanket

All I Want Is To Powerwash Things Blanket

Is it weird that I can play a video game about cleaning things for ten hours straight but I can't be arsed to clean my room? ...Yes? Well, too bad. This virtual house ain't gonna spray itself.

Busy Baking Up Bread & Existential Dread Blanket

Busy Baking Up Bread & Existential Dread Blanket

If you need me, i'll be at home baking up some bread and existential dread! Show off your new bread baking skills and existential dread with this funny, baking, anxiety blanket, home decor.

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